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Uzumaki Naruto
27 March 2010 @ 12:26 am
[Naruto. is. epically. confused.]


....What the hell is that noise coming from the gym?
 
 
Current Mood: confusedconfused
 
 
Uzumaki Naruto
17 March 2010 @ 08:27 pm
[NARUTO IS DRUNK ON GREEN BEER, HAS HEADPHONES ON AND IS PLAYING THE HELL OUT OF [ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK] WHILE HE YELLS/SINGS THE LYRICS OF "ALWAYS" BY ERASURE HORRIBLY WITH A GREEN SHIRT AND GREY SWEATPANTS ALONG WITH SANDALS.

NOT ONLY THAT BUT WHY THE HELL IS HE IN THE COMPUTER LAB AND HAVE IT ON EVERY SINGLE COMPUTER?]

"AAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYS I WANNA BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFYOOOOOO

AN MAKE BEEEREE WIF YOOO

AN LIIIVE IN HARMONY

HAR MO KNEE

AAAALWAAAAYS!
"
 
 
Current Mood: drunkdrunk
 
 
Uzumaki Naruto
[Anyone who tries to talk about ANYTHING to Naruto he'll start barking at because he's grumpy thanks to Minato. Who he has no idea is his father. XD

Right now he's at his locker and male-pmsing at his locker door because it won't shut.]

Ya piece of shit! Why won't you shut already?! 8(

[It's not like his locker is full! So finally he gives it a good punch and the latch squeaks, and locks.]

Heh.
 
 
Current Mood: aggravatedaggravated
 
 
Uzumaki Naruto
10 February 2010 @ 10:17 am
Naruto has sent A single carnation flower to the following girls: Sakura, Hinata, Tenten, and Karin along with a note asking if they would like to go to the Valentines ball with him.

Not to mention if no one does go with him, then at least they got something for Valentines. ^__^


EDIT: NARUTO IS GOING STAG. >[ Sakura & Hinata still get their flowers and the note, don't worry.
 
 
Current Mood: accomplished
 
 
Uzumaki Naruto
07 February 2010 @ 08:52 pm
NEW ORLEANS SAINTS WON THE SUPERBOWL!

PARTY A MY PLACE! BYOB!

[ooc; WHEN YOU ARRIVE AT HIS PLACE, HE'S GOT A FOOTBALL HELMET ON HIS HEAD WITH A BAG OF CHIPS AND THE MUSIC BLARING.]
 
 
Current Mood: bouncybouncy
Current Music: In the Heat of the Night - Star Pilots
 
 
 
Uzumaki Naruto
30 January 2010 @ 09:01 pm
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

WHO TOOK ALL MY CONDOMS?!
 
 
Current Mood: anxiousanxious
 
 
Uzumaki Naruto
17 January 2010 @ 06:55 pm
Please leave me a comment, concern, or some feedback on my cracked up version of Naruto. Extra points to anyone who DOES NOT use anon commenting. ♥

P.S. The points don't matter. XD

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Uzumaki Naruto
17 January 2010 @ 01:04 pm
Naruto HAS NO ROOM, so he's been sitting in the hotel lobby with a hot cocoa in some ridiculous looking sweater with his duffel bag beside him.

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Uzumaki Naruto
13 January 2010 @ 08:00 pm
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January 13th 2010



Fezzik the Giant
The Department of Social Services
Konoha


To Whomever it May Concern,

We understand that the attendee of a Naruto Uzumaki is currently attending the school of Ninja High. We would like to ask for your cooperation as we have recently understood of his current activity involving self-exploitation via the internet and a recent disappearance from local officials.

Signed,
FEZZIK




[ooc; Fezzik = giant from the Princess Bride. c: ]
 
 
Current Mood: distresseddistressed
 
 
Uzumaki Naruto
12 January 2010 @ 04:45 pm
[Now, Naruto's stuck in detention by himself and being monitored by Anko. This. Royally. Blows. For a moment, it looks as if he's bored. Heh. He has clones. One has played with the monitor which he doesn't realize has actually patched into every single monitor screen in the ENTIRE SCHOOL. And the music starts.

Anko (and unknowingly the entire school of ninja_high) get to see Naruto do a male striptease in front of the camera.]

Pff. Lock me up in a fuckin' room, yeah? What you see is what yer gonna get then if yer gonna fuckin' monitor me me for a month.



[....thumb at the button of his pants and moving at the camera monitor in a very suggestive manner.]

Heh.


[ooc; LOLOL hour fffsorry I'M BACK. ]
 
 
Current Mood: mischievousmischievous
Current Music: Music is my hot hot sex - Cansei de Ser Sexy